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*Disastrous-Deity

Humans are so troublesome.
Formerly SkyeTheKirby
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About Me Digital Art / Hobbyist Premium Member Vanessa Audrey SloteFemale/Canada Groups group avatar #TheMewcarionClub
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Name: Audrey Etheldreda Hemel Slote
Nicknames: Skye, Skibbly, Kolko, Vanessa, Saria, Pokekirby
Main Character: Skibbly
Age: 14 years
Birthday: April 2nd
Gender: Female
Favorite Color: Any shade of blue.
Genre of Music: Rock, Alternative, Dance
Favorite Animals: Red Panda, Panda, Penguins, Dolphins, Lemurs, Owls
Anime: Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni, Hetalia, Soul Eater, Nichijou, Highschool of The Dead, Clannad, Elfen Lied
Relationship Status: Taken
Sexuality: Straight
Likes: Music boxes, telescopes, various hats, fireworks, umbrellas, erhu
Dislikes: Yaoi, My Little Pony, Furries, Arrogance and/or quick mindedness, spaghetti
Favorite Foods: Taquitos, Sauce n Cake, Vlaai, Perogies, Meringues
Favorite Drinks: Rootbeer, Powerade
Religion: Wiccan
Games: Kirby, Mario, Zelda, any Nintendo Game, really
Country: Canada
Favorite song(s): World So Cold by 12 Stones, This Is War by 30 Seconds to Mars, Whispers In The Dark by Skillet

Bio


I'm Vanessa/Skye/Audrey. Whatever you want to call me. I'm a 14 year old dutch girl from Switzerland, (yes, a dutch girl from Switzerland, you heard me right) that moved to Canada as a kid. I'm a huge smartass that commonly uses dark humor. I freely express my opinion in any matter that tickles my fancy, vulgar or not. I have a strong dislike for yaoi and am a current hobbyist for digital art that wishes to improve. I'll post actual art, rants, literature, etc. Even parody art sometimes. To put it in a tl;dr matter, I'm the one who is always yelling dick/penis/cock in skype calls with ~TheDarkSideWolf. You need a sense of humor if you wish to get along with me.


Facts About Me


:bulletblack: I love Hardstyle dancing.
:bulletblue: Shippings aren't my cup of tea.
:bulletpurple: I'm currently learning how to read and write Russian.
:bulletred: I have 6 pets. Four cats, two dogs.
:bulletpink: Fucking love Animal Crossing, mang. :heart:
:bulletgreen: I scream fuck yo couch too often.
:bulletwhite: wat
:bulletorange: I'm the 1% that jumps out of the bathtub naked when home alone and darts to my room like a ninja.
:bulletyellow: Even though I own a intuos 4 wacom tablet, I use a mouse for all of my drawings :XD:
:bulletpink: I am usually very vulgar when talking to friends in person or on skype.
:bulletpurple: I can see things no normal person can see. (More or less; visions)
:bulletblue: I have glasses, but I don't use them.
:bulletgreen: I am very secretive.
:bulletyellow: I can hide my accent very well.
:bulletorange: I sing when nobody is around.
:bulletred: Though I'm anti social, I'm great at public speeches
:bulletwhite: I'm known for my tolerance and ability to master emotions.
:bulletred: I'm kinda intimidating from what I'm told by others. ^^;
:bulletorange: I find the Hetalia fandom fucking stupid.

Places I Can Be Found





Blake and I


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Artists I Admire


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"If you can draw a penis, you can draw anything!" ~Pweety-Kitty

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Shit I Need to Get Done



Frequently Asked Questions + Art Status







FAQ



Q: "What programs do you use to draw?"

A: "I use mainly paint for doodles/sketches/WIP's, then usually remaster it in Photoshop Elements 9. Or I completely start on it. I recommend for newer artists though to use GIMP, to get used to the interface once they use Photoshop."

Q: "Do you draw with a mouse or tablet?"

A: "I mostly and usually use a normal dell wireless mouse for all of my drawings, though, I do own a professional intuos 4 wacom tablet. I will only use my tablet for extremely complex projects."

Q: "How much did your tablet cost and where did you get it?"

A: "I'm not sure for that question, as it was a gift from my Stepdad. But, if you want to get the same tablet, go to the Wacom website and order it."

Q: "Will you ever make speedpaints?"

A: "We'll see, speedpaints would be a little difficult for me as I usually never finish my art in one sitting. I take long breaks."

Q: "Will you draw me a request?"

A: "I do commissions and requests are for only friends. I apologize, I can't."

Art Status


Commissions: Open.
Requests: Closed.
Art Trades: Open.
Collabs: Open.
Art Block: No.

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Exhausted from all of this HTML editing, but it's somewhat done! Go check out my profile page. I might update more later. :dummy: 

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4 deviants said OH MY GOD THERE'S A LITTLE SKYE IN THE CORNER OF MY SCREEN ASDFGHGFDHJKHGFDFGHNJK :iconexcitedkirbyplz:
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Shoutbox

~BlazenGalaxiaProd:iconBlazenGalaxiaProd:
Thatssss a very nice ssssssshoutbox you got there. Would be a shame if something happened to it...
Tue May 22, 2012, 5:34 PM
*Disastrous-Deity:iconDisastrous-Deity:
°^° Soon.
Thu May 17, 2012, 9:50 AM
*Disastrous-Deity:iconDisastrous-Deity:
v You've been on Creeper Nepeta's blog too much, Maru.
Wed May 16, 2012, 7:51 AM
~Peanutbutter-Catface:iconPeanutbutter-Catface:
Butts butts bunions and butts! Oh how you need your daily butts~!
Tue May 15, 2012, 11:41 PM
*Disastrous-Deity:iconDisastrous-Deity:
ssssssssssssssssssRANDOMISGAYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Sat May 12, 2012, 7:04 PM
~Random-creW-MistahRC:iconRandom-creW-MistahRC:
ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssNIGGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSS
Sat May 12, 2012, 12:04 PM
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:noes:
Sun May 6, 2012, 11:15 AM
~TheDarkSideWolf:iconTheDarkSideWolf:
Shoutbox? BOX!
Sun May 6, 2012, 12:10 AM
~Jeno-Ice:iconJeno-Ice:
>:l SHOUT
Sat May 5, 2012, 3:59 PM
*Disastrous-Deity:iconDisastrous-Deity:
meow :dummy:
Sat May 5, 2012, 2:19 PM
*Disastrous-Deity:iconDisastrous-Deity:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Tue Apr 24, 2012, 9:02 AM
~Jeno-Ice:iconJeno-Ice:
>:U IM SHOUTING
Mon Apr 23, 2012, 7:43 PM
*Disastrous-Deity:iconDisastrous-Deity:
God damnit Marunoo.
Wed Apr 18, 2012, 6:00 AM
~Peanutbutter-Catface:iconPeanutbutter-Catface:
BUTTS
Tue Apr 17, 2012, 3:58 PM
*Disastrous-Deity:iconDisastrous-Deity:
fagets y u no shout. :c
Tue Apr 17, 2012, 6:11 AM
Nobody

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IF I EVER HAD TO FIGHT AGAINST STUPID FANDOMS OR YAOI.. I'D LIKE TO FIGHT SIDE BY SIDE WITH YOU AND PWN THEM ALL! >:U

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*Psychotic-Deathy 14 hours ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
*also looks at Facts about me*
*reads purple bullet*
ISEEDEADPEOPLE. 8C

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*Disastrous-Deity 14 hours ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
LOLASDFGHJHGFDFGHJIK

Funfact: that same person who voiced the I see dead people guy is the same guy who voiced Sora in KH1. :dummy:

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*Psychotic-Deathy 14 hours ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
sora
I love Sora
i want his hair

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*Disastrous-Deity 14 hours ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
the fucking spikes man

THE SPIKES


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~BlazenGalaxiaProd 14 hours ago  Student Digital Artist
There's a skye on my computer corner.
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This, is, just, awesome.

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*Disastrous-Deity 14 hours ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:XD: Took me a while to get it right.

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~BlazenGalaxiaProd 14 hours ago  Student Digital Artist
Wow, it must've really taken a long time to animate it.

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*Disastrous-Deity 14 hours ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Didn't take too long, but I will say, animating with layers is a pain in the ass. :XD:

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*Psychotic-Deathy 16 hours ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
*reads dislikes*
*sees furries and MLP*

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*goes to corner*

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Omg I do commissions. Check my page for info. It's above my comments box with my Donation Pool :3
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*Disastrous-Deity 16 hours ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:XD: Just my preferences.

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*Psychotic-Deathy 16 hours ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I even have a Fluttershy t-shirt

;-;
at least 3 people at school love me for it though lololol.

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Omg I do commissions. Check my page for info. It's above my comments box with my Donation Pool :3
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Punch your lights out,
Hit the Pavement,
That's what I call entertainment.
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~BanditDragoon 1 day ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
your front page... it moves alot @W@ - stalk stalk stalk-

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~MaddoxPurrly 2 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
Hello, hello! :D

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I am a fan of ALL Eddsworld M x M pairings, Yay~ XD
Also, any fan-made offsprings are my fav too. X3

I follow Rules: #34, #35, #36, #51, #74, #91, #104...and sometimes #46.

Amazing lip synch & editing in the video: [link]
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*Disastrous-Deity 2 days ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hello.

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~MaddoxPurrly 2 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
How are you today?
I noticed you like alternative. :D

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I am a fan of ALL Eddsworld M x M pairings, Yay~ XD
Also, any fan-made offsprings are my fav too. X3

I follow Rules: #34, #35, #36, #51, #74, #91, #104...and sometimes #46.

Amazing lip synch & editing in the video: [link]
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*Disastrous-Deity 2 days ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Pretty good, thanks. And yes, I take liking to a few genres, depending if I like the song or not.

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Hey skye,after school can you check the classes in high school and tell me what kinds are there,plz? ;u;"

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*Disastrous-Deity 2 days ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Well I'm not in school right now, what exactly do you mean? Classes? Like science, etc?

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uhh im looking for something like animation,computer stuff classes,art classes and shiz.

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~BlazenGalaxiaProd 3 days ago  Student Digital Artist
OH GOLLY THOSE WEBCAMS!
XD
Made my day.

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Hey, hoser! Nice day, eh? How abaoot we meet up next Choosday?

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*Disastrous-Deity 3 days ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
It's funny because I'm not even Canadian.

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~BlazenGalaxiaProd 2 days ago  Student Digital Artist
Do canadians actually talk like that?
Pretty sure they don't... (doesn't live in canada or know any canadians.

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*Disastrous-Deity 2 days ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Nope. They talk like normal americans.

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